Henry is married to Stacey Weitzmanand they havethree children. And when Hank gets his grades, they're his worst nightmare come true: a D in spelling, a D in reading, a D in math. I am sure that many people can identify a "hank" in their life, which is such a tragic, yet I think true, reality. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. A not quite in gear story about Hank, a dyslexic 4th grader, and his friends as they try to help him deal with his not-quite failing report card which rapidly get absurd with soy salami. COVID-19 Resources. Afraid that his father will discover the cable box taken apart, Hank orders a new one. While this is going on, his mom is making a special salami to give to a leader of a supermarket chain. the story has a close relationship with our true world. Buttery cornbread and salty salami, when placed on a fork with a piece of turkey and rich gravy, is the perfect bite.